Riddles for the bored!

[cronoid]

The poor have it,
the rich want it,
but if you eat it you will die.

The Question: What is this?

[Effek_07]

is it a coffin???
i have heard something similar to this, u should rename this thread to Riddles For the bored and we can all add to it!

[thraSK]

doesnt it have a part before as well; what is greater than god and what it more evil than satan. I remember we had this riddle in school.


answer is nothing?

[Effek_07]

lol thrask it is too !

[InfidelKiller]

hepatitis B?

[Effek_07]

A mother and father have six sons and each son has one sister. How many people are in that family?

[Knighte]

nine (if you don't count grandparents etc) - 1 sister, 6 sons, one mother, one father.

[Knighte]

what am I.

I always run, but never walk

Have a mouth but never eat.

Have a bed but never sleep.

[cronoid]

hepatitis B?

LOL!!!! the best answer!!!

Thrask got it right....

Now I'm having headache trying to figure out how to edit the title and the answer from Knighte riddle

[Beaker]

River.

there is a man dead in a chair in a cabin in a forrest how did he die?

[Effek_07]

the plane crashed in the forest and he stayed in the chair in the plane cabbin :D
am i right???!!!

[cronoid]

I think you got it right there effek..

here another one..

I have four legs but never walk
I may be covered in flowers but have no soil
I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal.
What am I?

[Effek_07]

is it a dinner table?

[cronoid]

Lol.. Effek suddenly becoming so smart...here goes..

It runs and runs but can never flee.
It is often watched, yet never sees.
When long it brings boredom,
When short it brings fear.
What is it?

[thraSK]

time

or the sun

[cronoid]

time


good on you thrask... try this..

A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?

[thraSK]

Is it

Blood

[cronoid]

thrask is so smart... lol

there is a hole with 24.15 cm radius, and 35.93 metre deep.
how much sand in there?

[Peng Di]

thrask is so smart... lol

there is a hole with 24.15 cm radius, and 35.93 metre deep.
how much sand in there?

None? It would no longer have those dimensions if it had sand in it?

[cronoid]

:party0019: to Bourne
it's a trick question, it never say it has any sands in there... :D

I am a window, I am a lamp, I am clouded, I am shining, and I am coloured; set in white, I fill with water and overflow. I say much, but I have no words. What am I?

[Effek_07]

is it the moon
i think i am wrong but hey who cares if im wrong someone else can come along and guess it

[Realestkilla]

There was a man walking on a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. Explain.

[weez81]

is he walking on the spot?


walking backwards?

[cronoid]

is it the moon
i think i am wrong but hey who cares if im wrong someone else can come along and guess it

nope effek.... any other guess?

[Beaker]

that would be an eye wouldnt it, the window to the soul.

[cronoid]

yay Beaker!! ... hmm.. maybe I should put a scoreboard.... :D

this one should be easy.

Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me.
What am I?

[DBL*T@pp]

There was a man walking on a sandy desert and every time he looked behind him, he didn't see any footprints; there were no strong winds on that day. Explain.

He was walking backwards.

[Beaker]

Elephant maybe (skin like the sea? Vast???)

[weez81]

Elephant maybe (skin like the sea? Vast???)


nah rough like the sea

[nzryan]

how did he get in the chair?

[Effek_07]

lol i answered all of that, he was sitting in a chair in a cabbin that fell apart from a plane wreck, if your talking about this one lol

also when people answer can you please quote what your answering to now its confusing also when giving the answer quote your post that has the question :D

[cronoid]

Elephant maybe (skin like the sea? Vast???)
:party0030: to Beaker!!!

Lol effek, and also in the forest...

here another one..

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.

By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?

[Effek_07]

:party0030: to Beaker!!!

Lol effek, and also in the forest...

here another one..

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.

By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?
i dont really know but my guess is some sort if food just not sure what

[thraSK]

:party0030: to Beaker!!!

Lol effek, and also in the forest...

here another one..

Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold.

By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?

haha way too easy, a beehive!

[Effek_07]

sounds right, i thought food cause hundreds and thousands...

[cronoid]

haha way too easy, a beehive!

Thrask, u are too smart, that's why it's easy for you... :D

I am the fountain from which no one can drink.
For many I am considered a necessary link.
Like gold to all I am sought for,
But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
What am I?

[Realestkilla]

Thrask, u are too smart, that's why it's easy for you... :D

I am the fountain from which no one can drink.
For many I am considered a necessary link.
Like gold to all I am sought for,
But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
What am I?

FOuntain of youth?:confused:

[cronoid]

FOuntain of youth?:confused:

Almost.. but no... :D

[thraSK]

I am the fountain from which no one can drink.
For many I am considered a necessary link.
Like gold to all I am sought for,
But my continued death brings wealth for all to want more.
What am I?

is it beauty?

[cronoid]

is it beauty?

err... nope...

[AuzWaz]

It's the smelly black shit OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Realestkilla]

I am black as night yet clear as glass,
Loud as a freight train yet quiet as a mouse,
as small as a rabbit yet big as a house,
If you touch me i will fade away,
Into my hole i will go and stay.


What am i.....

[cronoid]

It's the smelly black shit OIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol auzwaz... yeap, Oil is like gold to us....



I am black as night yet clear as glass,
Loud as a freight train yet quiet as a mouse,
as small as a rabbit yet big as a house,
If you touch me i will fade away,
Into my hole i will go and stay.

What am i.....

Sounds like air or wind... I dunno, just a guess...

[Realestkilla]

Sounds like air or wind... I dunno, just a guess...

WRONG

please try again.

[JJ]

water or ocean?

[Realestkilla]

water or ocean?


WRONG

please try again.

[Beaker]

I am black as night yet clear as glass,
Loud as a freight train yet quiet as a mouse,
as small as a rabbit yet big as a house,
If you touch me i will fade away,
Into my hole i will go and stay.


What am i.....

I am black as night (shadows are black) yet clear as glass,(you can see through a shadow)
Loud as a freight train (walk by yourself past a pitch black shadow and it might as well be as loud as a freight train it gets your attention) yet quiet as a mouse,(shadows dont make any noise)
as small as a rabbit yet big as a house,(depends on what is casting it)
If you touch me i will fade away,(touch a shadow with light and it will vanish)
Into my hole i will go and stay.(same touch it with a light and it will retreat to any small crevice or hole)

*Shadows.*

it wouldnt let me just give my answer, so thats a break down as to why its my answer.

[Realestkilla]

Ans: Shadows

AHAHAH, i just made this riddle up and was seeing how long it would go before someone came up with an alright answer.... shadows seems alright except for the Freight train part. Maybe we can alter it a bit so it works and then use it as a skill riddle for people wanting to join DB - Before you are recruited into DB you must pass our custom riddle.

Your the finest squad i have ever set my eyes on!

that was fun hey?.......... guys....... anyone.......

[Effek_07]

lol realest you made it up but had us all guessing and even you didnt know the answer :D

[weez81]

Ans: Shadows

AHAHAH, i just made this riddle up and was seeing how long it would go before someone came up with an alright answer.... shadows seems alright except for the Freight train part. Maybe we can alter it a bit so it works and then use it as a skill riddle for people wanting to join DB - Before you are recruited into DB you must pass our custom riddle.

Your the finest squad i have ever set my eyes on!

that was fun hey?.......... guys....... anyone.......



bwhahha i had a good think about it the other night had me stumped too.

[Beaker]

at least i didnt get it wrong :) had me stumped for a bit though.

[cronoid]

lol, we shall now call realestkilla, the RIDDLER!!!! (from batman movie)

just to keep it going, here another one..

I am always hungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I lick
Will soon turn red.

[Beaker]

I'll go with Fire on this one.

Where do you get these riddles from, i'm addicted to them :)

[Effek_07]

lol just google them
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8795/googlefriendkl4.jpg

[InfidelKiller]

I love going to the mardi gra's
Wearing my bright pink bra's,
I like biting pillows
and people who make me willow (is that even a word lol)

who am i?

[Peng Di]

I love going to the mardi gra's
Wearing my bright pink bra's,
I like biting pillows
and people who make me willow (is that even a word lol)

who am i?

Bourne? :confused:

[InfidelKiller]

man you could have given people a chance at least...sheesh
Now i have to spend a whole day again of thinking about gay words that rhyme

[Beaker]

LOL Effek. Now you've ruined it! all this time i thought Cronoid was really clever and thinking them up :P

[cronoid]

:D there's no way I can think all of that riddles... I came up with a couple of them, but most of them I took it from the book I bought... but I guess all of the common riddles is all over the internet....

if you call cow's tail a leg, how many leg does a cow has?

[Beaker]

if the way you said it is correct its 1, if you where pissed when you wrote it then its 5, well i hope anyway.

[cronoid]

if the way you said it is correct its 1, if you where pissed when you wrote it then its 5, well i hope anyway.

lol beaker... it's a trick question.
you only call cow's tail a leg, doesn't mean that it is a leg. And cow only got 4 legs... :D


and here goes another one.

I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?

[Beaker]

Dodgy question! chances are if you called a cows tail a leg then you would call a cows legs somthing else like tounge's! Hmmm that would make a wierd looking cow :)

this next one is tough so far :S

[Peng Di]

I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?

I'm guessing a long pair of garden secateurs.

http://www.magpies.ie/images/medium/products/secateurs_MED.jpg

[Nemesis_Deimos]

A keyboard :)

(I have to admit, my housemate got that one.)


I haven't read the ones before this because, 1. I wasn't here and 2. I'm a slack shit.

So please forgive me if this riddle has been done already. It's not a riddle as such, just some basic mathematics:

There is a boat in the water, with a rope ladder hanging over the edge. The tide is coming in, and the water is rising. Exactly 3 rungs are already under water level. Each rung is seperated by 12cm of rope. The tide is rising at a rate of 0.5cm(of rope) per 25mins. Assuming that the rate of water level rising is constant, how many hours will it take for 5 rungs to be under?




Jebus. I just noticed how long that was. Btw, if you havnt already guessed, I'm very bored at 2am in the morning :)

Nem.

[Djbrowny]

thats easy with a rope haning over the edge the rope will never change its depth, it rises wth the tide.

[Realestkilla]

I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?

i was gonna say an emo, but only for the first part... they all slash em selves

[cronoid]

A keyboard :)

(I have to admit, my housemate got that one.)
yeap, keyboard.. lol, everyone in here use it everyday... :p



There is a boat in the water, with a rope ladder hanging over the edge. The tide is coming in, and the water is rising. Exactly 3 rungs are already under water level. Each rung is seperated by 12cm of rope. The tide is rising at a rate of 0.5cm(of rope) per 25mins. Assuming that the rate of water level rising is constant, how many hours will it take for 5 rungs to be under?

Nem.

lol another trick question... I seen a similar question, but the question is how many rung will be under water after certain hours. like Djbrown answer... there will be no change on the the rungs that was already underwater since the boat is rising as well. and it never get 5 rungs underwater, unless there is a wave that destroy the boat... :D correct me if I'm wrong...

here goes...

If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?


btw, Realestkill, what an emo??

[Realestkilla]

If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

3 CATS AHH AHH AHHHH 4 CTAS AHH AHH AHHHH

NOT 100

and oh... an emo is short emotional - they are people they dress in black very similar to a gothic yet they are alot more emotional and cry alot. The boys wear girls jeans and their parents make up and generally cut holes in there clothes with scissors then proceed to cut themselves. Dont be alarmed if your first encounter with an Emo consists of you viewing to male emo's kiss passionatley. Im not ghey! i just like to fuck boys... that just makes me an emo. Gosh! my eye liner is running form me crying so much because i am such an emotional little bitch.

Download a song called The Emo Song, or otherwise i will play it for you over TS some time.

[Beaker]

it is 3 cats isnt it.

3 cats can catch 1 mouse per min, so 3 mice in 3 min or 100 mice in 100 min its still 3 cats ( unless they get full or spend extra time playing with the mice) :)

[Realestkilla]

it is 3 cats isnt it.

3 cats can catch 1 mouse per min, so 3 mice in 3 min or 100 mice in 100 min its still 3 cats ( unless they get full or spend extra time playing with the mice) :)

To slow beaker, i already beat you to it!:p

[Beaker]

I have to give some one else a chance to answer some of these riddles and i thought i better back up your answer as no one had said it was correct :D

[cronoid]

I have to give some one else a chance to answer some of these riddles and i thought i better back up your answer as no one had said it was correct :D

Beaker is wrong.. Realestkilla is correct... :D :D
because I say so.... :p

here something for u guys again..

I do not eat, but I swim and run
I do not breath, but I run and jump
I do not think, but I grow and play
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand
I do not see, but you see me every day
What am I?

[weez81]

Realestkill is wrong.. Beaker is correct... :D :D
because I say so.... :p

here something for u guys again..

I do not eat, but I swim and run
I do not breath, but I run and jump
I do not think, but I grow and play
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand
I do not see, but you see me every day
What am I?


YOUR LEGS!!!!

[weez81]

YOUR LEGS!!!!




Three tourists rented a room for $30. The next morning, the manager realized that the room was only $25, so he sent his dishonest son to deliver the $5 difference. But the son only gave each of the three in the room $1, keeping $2 for himself.


This means that each tourist only paid $9 each for the room, rather than $10. But 3 times $9 is $27, and the dishonest son only kept $2, making only $29 all together, not $30. Where did the remaining dollar go?

[InfidelKiller]

Three tourists rented a room for $30. The next morning, the manager realized that the room was only $25, so he sent his dishonest son to deliver the $5 difference. But the son only gave each of the three in the room $1, keeping $2 for himself.


This means that each tourist only paid $9 each for the room, rather than $10. But 3 times $9 is $27, and the dishonest son only kept $2, making only $29 all together, not $30. Where did the remaining dollar go?

The maths in the second paragraph is wrong.
if you pay the tourists 3 dollars, that makes $27 yes, but you cant just add 2 dollars and say it only makes 29 dollars.

The manager made 25 bucks (cause he gave 5 back from 30), then the tourists have 3 dollars and the c*nt of a son has 2 dollars, making a total of 30 dollars.

THE END ;)

[Realestkilla]

The tourists think they paid $9 each when in fact they would have paid $8.33333 if the son had refunded the full $5.

8.3333 x 3 = $25.00
plus a dollar each back, and the $2 bux will remain in the kids pocket cos he is a player and he knows how to make a dolla!

there is no missing dollar, just a play on the english dictionary this mere riddle...

[cronoid]

Three tourists rented a room for $30. The next morning, the manager realized that the room was only $25, so he sent his dishonest son to deliver the $5 difference. But the son only gave each of the three in the room $1, keeping $2 for himself.


This means that each tourist only paid $9 each for the room, rather than $10. But 3 times $9 is $27, and the dishonest son only kept $2, making only $29 all together, not $30. Where did the remaining dollar go?

After reading the question a few times, I finally understand it.. Like infidel said, the calculation on the 2nd paragraph is wrong. u don't calculate by adding the $2, u should subtract $2, since the kid took it.

to rephrase, this is what it should be

the tourist paid $10 each
the rent is only $8.333 each
each of the tourist get back $1 from the kid
the kid took $0.666 from each of the tourist

so there is no answer, since the question is wrong.

[Djbrowny]

I'm hard yet soft, I am coloured yet clear, I am fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

[Nemesis_Deimos]

Ummm... Jelly?

[cronoid]

Ummm... Jelly?

noo.. it is a jelly..... :p


A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

[Realestkilla]

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

The man wrote 'your exact weight' on the piece of paper.

now where is me 50 bux??

[Peng Di]

The man wrote 'your exact weight' on the piece of paper.

now where is me 50 bux??

Thats classic.

[cronoid]

The man wrote 'your exact weight' on the piece of paper.

now where is me 50 bux??

I give u after you write my exact weght in here. :p

next riddles

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light.
I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear.
With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow.
What I will show you will often be unreachable.
Journey with me and what you see may haunt you.
Journey with me and you may never want to return home.
Journey with me and you will never know when it will end.
What am I?

[Realestkilla]

^^^ you imagination^^^

[Beaker]

ACID 8-)

:fighting0053:

[cronoid]

^^^ you imagination^^^

almost, but no...

[The Crippler]

A dream mabey?

[weez81]

ACID 8-)

:fighting0053:



HAHHAHA i was gonna write that!! :D

[Log1k]

I come in darkness, but fill the mind with light.
I bring enlightenment to some, while gripping others in the hand of fear.
With me it can be a journey of inexplicable joy and sorrow.
What I will show you will often be unreachable.
Journey with me and what you see may haunt you.
Journey with me and you may never want to return home.
Journey with me and you will never know when it will end.
What am I?
A premonition? I used to get those when I was younger, but only one has ever come true.

[Beaker]

Yea i'll go with "a Dream" as well for this one.

[cronoid]

A dream mabey?

ding ding ding!! YOU WON!!!!! :D

lol, been really busy, haven't checked the forum for a while now...

here another one...

Dark with white markings,
And smooth like a rock.
Where learning occurs,
I help convey thought.
What am I?

[Beaker]

"Hurry Up! Hurry Up!"

It would be a blackboard ;)

[cronoid]

"Hurry Up! Hurry Up!"

It would be a blackboard ;)

lol... too easy for Beaker.

here goes

A tree doubled in height each year until it reached its maximum height over the course of ten years. How many years did it take for the tree to reach half its maximum height?

[The Crippler]

Just a stab in the dark but i think its 10 years because it grew too big and a lumberjack cut down to half size, if you get what i mean :confused: .

[Realestkilla]

9 YEARS.

If in the first year it was 1 cm, the next year it would be 2cm, then double to 4cm, then double to 8cm then double to16cm....

So if the tree was at its maximum heigth by ten years, the year before it would have been half of its maximum size.

can i have a happy meal now?

and also... how bad did you want someone to say 5 years?

[Beaker]

and on that note,

1: If it takes 2 men 5 hours to dig a hole how long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

2: How long is a piece of string?

3: how far away is the enemy?

[Realestkilla]

and on that note,

1: If it takes 2 men 5 hours to dig a hole how long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

2: How long is a piece of string?

3: how far away is the enemy?

ans to #1 - i dont have my stop watch
ans to #2 - i dont have my tape measure
ans to #3 - i dont have any enemies because they are all dead...

[dotcomtom]

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ, then they stamp
then they stand still

What are the horses?
AND
I bring down kings, mountains and empires alike, and no one will ever stop me. What am I?

[CaptainPiePants]

Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ, then they stamp
then they stand still

What are the horses?


AND
I bring down kings, mountains and empires alike, and no one will ever stop me. What am I?

Well there not horses there teeth.

Only guess i can make is time? However that would be 'I see kings,mountains and empires fall and no one will ever stop me.

[dotcomtom]

I hate you conor, you got them both- hint: theyre both from the Hobbit (good Riddles :D)

[CaptainPiePants]

I hate you conor, you got them both- hint: theyre both from the Hobbit (good Riddles :D)

Yeah I am king, KING OF MUFFIN!!!;)

[cronoid]

9 YEARS.

If in the first year it was 1 cm, the next year it would be 2cm, then double to 4cm, then double to 8cm then double to16cm....

So if the tree was at its maximum heigth by ten years, the year before it would have been half of its maximum size.

can i have a happy meal now?

and also... how bad did you want someone to say 5 years?

:p u never know.. someone might answer that....

you get ur happy meal after you behave and be a good boy....

here's one

A "Wise King" devised a contest to see who would receive the Princess hand in marriage.

The Princess was put in a 50x50 foot carpeted room. Each of her four suitors were put in one corner of the room with a small box to stand on. The first one to touch the Princess hand would be the winner and become the new King.

The rules of the test were that the contestants could not walk over the carpet, cross the plane of the carpet, or hang from anything; nor could they use anything but their body and wits (i.e. no magic or telepathy, nor any items such as ladders, block and tackles, etc.).

One suitor figured out a way and married the Princess and became the new King.

How did he figure it out

[Beaker]

I'd just ask the Princess to walk over to me and hold my hand :)

[Kirby]

HOW FAR CAN A DOG RUN INTO A FOREST?

conor dont answer this lol
this is a serious riddle

[Beaker]

not far because as soon as the dog ran into the forrest it would then be runnng through the forrest.

[Kirby]

gud answer but not the one im lukin for

[CaptainPiePants]

not far because as soon as the dog ran into the forrest it would then be runnng through the forrest.

Lol thats wat I told him at first. Its funny because that makes perfect sense.

[DBL*T@pp]

Halfway, then he will be running out of the forrest:D

T@pp

[Effek_07]

Halfway, then he will be running out of the forrest:D

T@pp
just what i was gunna say

nice sig lol

[DBL*T@pp]

Thanks mate;)

[Kirby]

omg tapp u got it !!yayayay

[Kirby]

She Got Killed So He Wouldnt Get Knifed

Name The Scenario

[Djbrowny]

When is a door not a door?

Even better, how many gimmie free kicks in front of goal do freo need to win a game against the crows?! i can tell you its not 3 lol

Even better still, i have a few yous will never get. *cue evil laugh*

There is a ship, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and with contents that would make anyone a multi millionaire if they found it. Yet it lies in the middle of a shallow, well known sea. Even so, no effort in almost 40 years has been made to salvage the ship, and no one intends to. This ship will lie in its shallow sea bed for possibly hundreds of years before a salvage attempt is considered. Question is, What ship is this?

Two detectives arrive at a crash seen in a misty mountain. They are greatly confused over what they see. 200metres apart, two cars are stopped off the road with both drivers dead, suffering from massive damage to thier heads. There are no skid marks anywhere, the cars just veered off the road and slowed down untill the rested at trees. With no damage to the vehicles, how did both drivers die?

Ah wth ill give a hint. in both of them there is ONE key word to look out for.

[thraSK]

...Two detectives arrive at a crash seen in a misty mountain. They are greatly confused over what they see. 200metres apart, two cars are stopped off the road with both drivers dead, suffering from massive damage to thier heads. There are no skid marks anywhere, the cars just veered off the road and slowed down untill the rested at trees. With no damage to the vehicles, how did both drivers die?.........

Ah wth ill give a hint. in both of them there is ONE key word to look out for.

They were sniped my me! :fighting0067:
Keyword: M95

:p

[Beaker]

When is a door not a door?
When is a window?




Two detectives arrive at a crash seen in a misty mountain. They are greatly confused over what they see. 200metres apart, two cars are stopped off the road with both drivers dead, suffering from massive damage to thier heads. There are no skid marks anywhere, the cars just veered off the road and slowed down untill the rested at trees. With no damage to the vehicles, how did both drivers die?

Ah wth ill give a hint. in both of them there is ONE key word to look out for.
both Drivers died from massave dammage to there head! proberly caused by driving towards each other with there heads out of the side window to grab something from the passing car but got a bit to close and *splat* head to head contact not nice.

I dont think i've heard of the ship but it must be in the Bermuda Triangle?

[Djbrowny]

Zomg he got the car one. GG beaker. the ship one is a little harder heh. it aint the bermuda triangle. and nope not when its a window :)

[Beaker]

Ahh I think i know the ship one!

Is it a sub that sank (i cant rember where but i do rember it is shallow, but in waters it shouldnt have been in) it had warheads on board that you could sell on the black market for millions ;)

And a door when its not a door is a doorway.

[Djbrowny]

No and no :P

[Log1k]

When is a door not a door?
When its ajar.

[Djbrowny]

yep, now get the ship one :D

[Log1k]

There is a ship, costing hundreds of millions of dollars and with contents that would make anyone a multi millionaire if they found it. Yet it lies in the middle of a shallow, well known sea. Even so, no effort in almost 40 years has been made to salvage the ship, and no one intends to. This ship will lie in its shallow sea bed for possibly hundreds of years before a salvage attempt is considered. Question is, What ship is this?
Is it under a sea of ice, frozen in the middle on the artic maybe?

I've got no idea :confused:

[Beaker]

can we get a clue or does everyone know this ship? and what was on board?

[Djbrowny]

Awww clues will make it too easy.
Key word is almost 40 years

most people will know the ship, VERY few will know the correct name for the sea :p

i suppose i contradicted myself there when i said it lays on a well known sea bed. but that in itself is a play on words so devious i must stop here:confused:

[kurtisone2]

The titanix?

[kurtisone2]

:fighting0012: :fighting0047: :fighting0068: :fighting0079: :eek:

[Maniacdog]

Its a space ship in the sea of tranquility...... on the moon.

As an answer to the ship one....!!

[Djbrowny]

yay. but you didnt name the ship :P
doesnt matter anyway you got it.

[kurtisone2]

is it hte moon lander thingo?:fighting0073: :fighting0073:

[Maniacdog]

A riddle....

A man pulled up to the hotel, as soon as he stopped at the Hotel he realised he was bankrupt.

How did he know he was bankrupt....?

[Djbrowny]

Coz the nade spammers behind the wall blew his wallet up.

Well going off what i know, people generally realise thier bankrupt only after they are forced by a court to give out huge compo payouts, so im guessing he knew because the media was there waiting for him :P

I got no idea lol

[Beaker]

OK When he pulled up to the Hotel in his brand new Ferrari he could see his Mistress and his wife (who he married for her money)having a chat about him, he instantly knew he was going to be screwed over by the devorce and there was no way he could pay off the Ferrari. :rolleyes:

[Maniacdog]

No.... neither are correct....

A clue.... Some people say think outside of the square. Maybe think inside the box.

[cronoid]

A riddle....

A man pulled up to the hotel, as soon as he stopped at the Hotel he realised he was bankrupt.

How did he know he was bankrupt....?

I don't think the man is rich to begin with... He stopped at the hotel, and found out the price of the hotel and he can't afford it. so he consider himself bankrupt... :D

[Realestkilla]

He owned the hotel which had burnt down.

[Maniacdog]

Sorry guys.. neither is correct.. I like this GAME!!!

[Realestkilla]

Tell that man to stop playing monopoly!;)

Mayfair with a hotel on it can be a real bitch!

correct?

[Maniacdog]

Correct!! ....... I gave you the clues... and we got an answer!!

[kurtisone2]

OK i got one ;D

What is long and hairy and has a ball at the end of it?:fighting0073: :fighting0052: :fighting0006:

[Log1k]

YOUR MUM!!

[kurtisone2]

nope:fighting0051:

[gene_pool]

no one google that question......


monster cock hentai? the internet has something wrong with it :S

[cronoid]

OK i got one ;D

What is long and hairy and has a ball at the end of it?:fighting0073: :fighting0052: :fighting0006:

I can't concentrate... can't think....
something always come out in my mind.....

[Beaker]

An old Yo-Yo?

The string is long and hairy and the Yo-Yo is a ball at the end of it.

[kurtisone2]

nope, but cronoid is the closest in what he is saying.

Edit: I just made this one up but it does have an answer. No it isn't genitalia.

[Beaker]

OK scruffy looking man walked into a seaside restraunt and ordered a Albatros Sandwitch, he took one bite and walked out side and shot himself! WHY!

[cronoid]

OK i got one ;D

What is long and hairy and has a ball at the end of it?:fighting0073: :fighting0052: :fighting0006:

hairball...


OK scruffy looking man walked into a seaside restraunt and ordered a Albatros Sandwitch, he took one bite and walked out side and shot himself! WHY!

It's filled with poison???

[Realestkilla]

OK scruffy looking man walked into a seaside restraunt and ordered a Albatros Sandwitch, he took one bite and walked out side and shot himself! WHY!

This guy had just swam to the shore after being stranded on a deserted island with a few other survivors. (there ship had sunk, killing his wife)

Food supplies were running very short on the island and the other survivors that were with him told him he was eating Albatross sandwhiches.

He liked them so much that afetr he had swam to shore he went to the nearest restuarant and ordered an Albatross sandwhich... he had one bite and realised that albatross tasted totally different to the albatross he had on the island...

he realised they were feeding him his dead wife on his sandwhiches so he ran outside and killed himself.

*****

I am not a human, nor am I an animal.
I have eyes, but cannot see,
and I have hair that you cannot comb.
My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox,
because one is smooth and the other is hard.
My skin protects my soft white flesh;
and within my flesh is my opaque blood.

What am I?

[Effek_07]

Your a coconut :D:D

[Realestkilla]

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "


What is unusual about the above passage?

[kurtisone2]

What is long and hairy and has a ball at the end of it?

Actually a hair but ill give it to u any way cronoid.



I would say some gramatical errors realest ;)

[Realestkilla]

I would say some gramatical errors realest ;)

No, this passage was taken from a published book.

[Nemesis_Deimos]

Well its says here that:
"not many folks in sight",

and then says:

"told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds"

[Beaker]

Sounds like random spam mesages i've seen. :eek:

Correct on the Albatros Sandwitch question.

[Beaker]

More riddles, need more riddles.

[Djbrowny]

A man rode to a hotel on sunday. he stayed 3 nights, and left on sunday. how is this possible?

[Effek_07]

his horses name was sunday...ive heard it but it uses wednesday

[cronoid]

More riddles, need more riddles.

lol Beaker...

A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper,
gloves, and balaclava. He is walking down a black street
with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming toward him
with its lights off too, but somehow manages to stop in time. How
did the driver see the man?

[Djbrowny]

neon hack? lol

um you didnt specify what time of day it is...

why would street lights be off if it was at night?

it was during the day i think

[cronoid]

neon hack? lol

um you didnt specify what time of day it is...

why would street lights be off if it was at night?

it was during the day i think

no... the driver is wearing night vision goggle.... :D

lol... yeap, it's at day time....

here is another one from the book..

I with borrowed silver shine,
What you see is none of mine.
First I show you but a quarter,
Like the bow that guards the Tartar;
Then the half, an.d then the whole,
Ever dancing round the pole;
And true it is, I chiefly owe
My beauty to the shades below.

[Beaker]

The Moon comes to mind.

[Realestkilla]

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "


What is unusual about the above passage?

nobody can guess what is up with this passage...

ok.... well it doesnt contain one letter 'E' in the whole passage.

[Beaker]

It dosent contain Z and Q either!

[Effek_07]

but beaker E is a common letter, Q and Z arent

[cronoid]

If you had only one match, on a freezing winter day, and you
entered a room which contained a lamp, a kerosene heater, and a
wood burning stove, which should you light first.

[Beaker]

i'd light the match first :)

[Beaker]

which burnes longer a red candle or a blue candle?

[cronoid]

which burnes longer a red candle or a blue candle?

no one know how to answer this??

is it none because they haven't been lit???

[kurtisone2]

which ever one is bigger ;)

[Realestkilla]

which burnes longer a red candle or a blue candle?

Well according to my calculations... if red cars supposedly go faster then i am assuming red candles burn faster... therefore i have come to the conclusion that the blue candle would last longer. i rest my case

go on your honour...

[Beaker]

they are the same height and width and both burning happily (no correct answers yet)

[cronoid]

they are the same height and width and both burning happily (no correct answers yet)

nobody can answer that... I give up...

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

[$tubbsy]

cadbury chocolate fingers!!!

[Realestkilla]

Birds eye fish fingers!!!!!!!!!!!

i challenge you to a dual... *Gloves

[JJ]

whats long, hard and fucks realest every week day?

[Beaker]

That would be Realists work wouldnt it? long hours, hard work and when he gets his paycheck at the end of the week he works out they have F%#KED him over again. :fighting0056:

No one can get the candles one?????? :rolleyes:


OK then what weighs more a kilo of feathers or a kilo of lead???

[Realestkilla]

whats long, hard and fucks realest every week day?

My computer.....


OK then what weighs more a kilo of feathers or a kilo of lead???

How can 2 things weighing a kilo each weigh differnet amounts... answer me that beaker?

[JJ]

actually realest i thought work would fuck you every week day but i guess there isnt much of that going on at daddys car yard! lol

[Beaker]

well if no one can work out the candles then i thought an easier one was in order

And yea the answer is they both weigh the same ;)

[Peng Di]

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

[Beaker]

Are you letting your "imagination" run away from you there Bourne.